high resolution →

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sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

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high resolution →

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djtrimal:

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

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*watches Netflix

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pimptier:

who the fuck do i even have added on skypeimage?????????????????????????????????????????

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witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

e.s. (via selectables)

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basedgosh:

*pretends to understand the movie reference you just made*

(Source: basedgosh)

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