natnovna:

when ur fallin asleep nice nice and SAVE YOU TONIGHT comes blaring thru ya headphones 

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gaybabyjail:

do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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stoleyogirl:

when everybody in yo squad talkin and the teacher call you out

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officialunitedstates:

would not be surprised if the CIA wanted to recruit me.  I have medium knowledge of memes, know how to use calculator, and have broad shoulders.  the three most important CIA skills

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spikespiegell:

accio-boggarts:

spikespiegell:

people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia

Then tell a dinosaur fact

i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD

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encompassment:

age 7: I want to be a teen titan

age 18: I want to be a teen titan

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greetings:

when u tell a joke and no one else laughs but u

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itsmemacleod:

kernalmustache:

What if you could read people’s minds and put your thoughts in their head. That’s be so cool. It’d make people get boners a lot.

I would probably use my powers to make you want to commit acts of murder, and dishonor by making you believe crocs and fedoras are the best things to wear 

hesitence:

i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it

(Source: psycologics)

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the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

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plays

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catandaguin:

purpleshirtofsex:

gabbyv23:

girlchan:

skype sleepovers may seem like a weird internet thing but theyre really cute and make u feel nice n safe because just imagine like having a nightmare or s/t but then you wake up and your friend in the call is there iTS PRETTY MUCH LIKE SLEEPING WITH THEM IRL AND ITS FUN AND SWEET

WAIT THOSE ARE THINGS?

FRIENDS

FRIENDS PLEASE

WE NEED TO DO THIS

YO

(Source: brook)

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phobias:

Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school

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relndeer:

  • you guys are allowed to send me messages
  • you’re allowed to just say hi
  • you can ask me for my skype or whatever
  • feel free to just tell me about your day as if we’ve been best friends since forever
  • you’re all good to ask anything you want to know
  • don’t be afraid to be off anon
  • you can talk to me
  • i like talking to you guys 
  • please
  • i dont bite normally

(Source: freewlfi)

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pickletea:

Hi I need au where eren likes listening to japanese music even though he doesn’t understand a word of japanese and levi is a half japanese or something. One day eren is listening to music with his head phones on but didn’t notice that it’s not plugged in and levi’s standing beside him and starts choking bc this is what’s playing on eren’s phone and he heard everything

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